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Step inside and imagine the classic smell of comic book pages, model glue, and penny candy! Here you'll find officially licensed products featuring your favorite pop culture icons!

Sold Out/Restocking Soon - Vile Vials: Genuine Soil From The House Of 1000 Corpses!

7/23 UPDATE: Thank you all for the amazing support of this product - so amazing, in fact, that we're still a bit behind keeping up with the demand. Therefore, as we continue to manufacture and ship all remaining orders, we have temporarily listed these as "sold out" until we're all caught up. Thank you for your patience! 

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Monster General Store Proudly Presents a Very Unusual Offer...

Genuine Soil from the House Of 1000 Corpses! Authentic Actual Earth (Guaranteed Authentic) from the yard where the original House 0f 1000 Corpses seen in Rob Zombie's legendary movie masterpiece still stands. How and when did we acquire this studio backlot soil? We're not saying. This authentic soil is sealed inside of a 2” plastic coffin, and mounted on a handsome display card inspired by the classic magazine ad we all remember from our childhood. Includes a gold plated chain for those who wish to wear or display as a pendant. Also comes with a Certificate of Authentication.

There are 8 billion people on this planet but only 1000 can wear this incredible creation. Sorry, orders are limited; no more than 2 to a customer. Not a toy - adult collectible intended for people 17 and older.

IN-STOCK! Rob Zombie Slide Puzzles!

Return to your carefree monster kid days when a simple plastic square could keep you occupied for hours! These vintage-style slide puzzles are officially licensed, and pay homage to the originals that brought us all so much joy!
Plastic puzzle is approx. 3.5" tall X 3" wide, and comes attached to a beautiful art card!

IN-STOCK! Lon Chaney Slide Puzzles!

Return to your carefree monster kid days when a simple plastic square could keep you occupied for hours! These vintage-style slide puzzles are officially licensed, and pay homage to the originals that brought us all so much joy!
Plastic puzzle is approx. 3.5" tall X 3" wide, and comes attached to a beautiful art card!

IN-STOCK! Phantasm Slide Puzzle!

Return to your carefree monster kid days when a simple plastic square could keep you occupied for hours! These vintage-style slide puzzles are officially licensed, and pay homage to the originals that brought us all so much joy!
Plastic puzzle is approx. 3.5" tall X 3" wide, and comes attached to a beautiful art card!

SHIPPING WEEK OF 7/1/24! Dr. Shocker and Dracula Vs. Frankenstein 8” SUPER MONSTERS!

Each 8” figure is masterfully crafted and comes in a collector-friendly clamshell package with colorful retro-style card. Please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery.

Dr. Shocker and Igor © Magicbean Entertainment & Chuck Williams Productions
Frankenstein and Dracula© Independent International Pictures

IN-STOCK - House Of 1000 Corpses Retro-Style Candy Box Set

Step right up folks and get your hands on our spooktacular retro-style monster candy boxes, featuring your favorite characters from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses! These creepy collectibles are perfect for horror fans and candy lovers alike.

Life-Size Tiny Poster! 8 FEET TALL! IN-STOCK ON 12/6!

Imagine your friends' shock when they walk into your room and see the "visitor" standing around... as BIG as life... Tiny Firefly! This full-color durable vinyl poster is a full 8 FEET TALL, 3 feet wide, and shows this House Of 1000 Corpses gentle giant in all of his glory!